Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Large groups and pigs...

Receiving guidance from on high is always exciting... Especially when no one is asking for it. Guidance on how to deal with the impending arrival of the swine flu is even better, if only for the comic value of the United States Government cowering in the face of something that caused fewer deaths this week than drunk drivers have this afternoon. After vast sums spent on Defense and Homeland Security, the best we've come up with is an advisory for personnel to "avoid large crowds and pigs." Give me a roll of duct tape and a few plstic sheets and we should be good to go.

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